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I saw it in the Sunday Times so I know it must be true I saw it in the Telegraph and the Observer had one too Advertisements for pasties, the finest you can buy Made by Tesco's far away in England, 'tis no lie Oh, me lads! You ought to see the pasties Two inches long in a plastic bag and the insides full of nasties Carrots and peas and kittikat, all jumbled in a mess Oh and a packet of Rennies that comes quite free with the compliments of Tesco's So early Monday morning, I set off for the town Tesco's supermarket in Pydar Street is found They lent to me a trolley with four wheels and made of tin How big then could this pasty be? I thought me luck was in Oh, me lads! You ought to see the pasties Two inches long in a plastic bag and the insides full of nasties Carrots and peas and kittikat, all jumbled in a mess Oh and a packet of Rennies that comes quite free with the compliments of Tesco's I looked all up and down the shelves all piled with tins so high I searched among the cheese and ham, the bread, the veg, the pies I searched among the underwear, even opened doors and hatches Then at last I found one hid behind a box of matches Oh, me lads! You ought to see the pasties Two inches long in a plastic bag and the insides full of nasties Carrots and peas and kittikat, all jumbled in a mess Oh and a packet of Rennies that comes quite free with the compliments of Tesco's I felt so sorry for the thing, all pale and all alone Says I, "Perhaps you'll grow a bit if I does take you home" I went up to the cash desk and then I turned quite cold It cost me 36 new pence, the bugger's made of gold Oh, me lads! You ought to see the pasties Two inches long in a plastic bag and the insides full of nasties Carrots and peas and kittikat, all jumbled in a mess Oh and a packet of Rennies that comes quite free with the compliments of Tesco's I put it in me pocket and homeward made me way That's when me troubles started, for a fine I had to pay The pasty fell from out a hole and on the floor it splayed They fined me twenty pound, you know, for fouling the highway Oh, me lads! You ought to see the pasties Two inches long in a plastic bag and the insides full of nasties Carrots and peas and kittikat, all jumbled in a mess Oh and a packet of Rennies that comes quite free with the compliments of Tesco's
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My a'n gwelas y’n Sunday Times 'tho heb mar an gwiryonedh My a'n gwelas y'n Telegraph hag y’n The Observer ynwedh 'Ma argemynnow rag pasti, an gwella a yllir prena Gwrys gans Tesco pell a-ves, yn Pow Sows heb gowa A! Mebyon res dhywgh gweles an pastiow Diw veusva hir yn seghyer hebleth ha'n pervedh leun a dhrogow Karetys ha pys ha Kittikat kemyskys oll yn strolyow Gans fardel a Rennies yw heb kost vyth, gorhemynadow a Tesco Hag avarr myttin dy'Lun, tre my a wrug gasa Dhe worvarhas Tesco, yn Stret Pydar yma I a ros dhymm vy kert, peder ros ha gwrys a sten Pyth yw braster an pasti ma? ‘Ma meur a luk genen A! Mebyon res dhywgh gweles an pastiow Diw veusva hir yn seghyer hebleth ha'n pervedh leun a dhrogow Karetys ha pys ha Kittikat kemyskys oll yn strolyow Gans fardel a Rennies yw heb kost vyth, gorhemynadow a Tesco My a viras a-hys estyl, kanns gorrys mar ughel My a hwilas an keus, an kig, an leth, an frut ha’n mel My a hwilas yn-mysk skantys, ygeri daras ha hachen Hag ena my a gavas onan a-dryv kist a danbren A! Mebyon res dhywgh gweles an pastiow Diw veusva hir yn seghyer hebleth ha'n pervedh leun a dhrogow Karetys ha pys ha Kittikat kemyskys oll yn strolyow Gans fardel a Rennies yw heb kost vyth, gorhemynadow a Tesco My a omglewas trist ragdho euthyk gwynn kyn fe Martesen ty a wra tevi, mar kemerav dhe’m tre Ytho my eth dhe rekenva ena treylys yeyn lowr Hwetek diner war’n ugens o –gast! yth yw gwrys a owr! A! Mebyon res dhywgh gweles an pastiow Diw veusva hir yn seghyer hebleth ha'n pervedh leun a dhrogow Karetys ha pys ha Kittikat kemyskys oll yn strolyow Gans fardel a Rennies yw heb kost vyth, gorhemynadow a Tesco Mes my a’n gorras y’m pokket, ha war dre my eth di Hemmo dalleth ow froblem, yth esa spal ragov dhe dyli Hag an pasti a godhas dres toll ha war an leur tarmac Spelys en ugens peuns yn hwir rag kawgha fordh boblek A! Mebyon res dhywgh gweles an pastiow Diw veusva hir yn seghyer hebleth ha'n pervedh leun a dhrogow Karetys ha pys ha Kittikat kemyskys oll yn strolyow Gans fardel a Rennies yw heb kost vyth, gorhemynadow a Tesco